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Naked Rahm Emanuel Threatened Massa He “Better Vote With The President” on Health Care Reform
The White House chief of staff has been accused of inappropriate behaviour in a locker room
UK Guardian
March 10, 2010
White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel. Photograph: NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP
Age: 50.
Appearance: Naked and unashamed.
He’s too old to be in porn, and it’s the wrong month for nude calendars. So who is he: the newest Chippendale? Close, but no cigar. He’s the former ballet dancer who is now White House chief of staff.
And what does one of those do? He’s been called the second most powerful man in Washington. Basically, Emanuel decides who gets to see the president.
Like the copper outside No 10? Very droll.
If you don’t want to hear any jokes about truncheons, you’d better hurry up with the nudity. Emanuel has been accused of inappropriate behaviour in a locker room. His alleged victim, Democratic congressman Eric Massa, says he is “the devil’s spawn”.
You know, this could be the most significant political story since Jacqui Smith’s porn bill. According to Massa, what got Emanuel all hot and bothered was his refusal to support Obama’s healthcare bill. “I am showering, naked as a jaybird,” Massa claimed earlier this week, “and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped round his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn’t going to vote for the president’s budget.”
He should be glad it was only a finger. “Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?” Massa pointed out.
Let’s hope this doesn’t give Brown any ideas for the TV debates. What does Emanuel say? He denies everything.
Should we believe him? Massa is at the centre of another scandal, accused of sexually harassing a male staffer. But a row in a shower would hardly be out of character for Emanuel. He is said to have posted a rotting fish to a pollster who upset him, and to have got in such a fury with “traitors” that he repeatedly stabbed a table with a steak knife. According to Newsweek, he “uses the F word like a sergeant in a World War II motor pool”. His nickname is Rahmbo.
Do say: “I see your point, Mr Emanuel.”
Don’t say: “But would you mind putting your pants on?”
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I am still trying to get past the humor in Massa first admitting that he uses “salty talk.”
The jokes are endless.
Comment by Slamdunk March 11, 2010 @ 1:14 pmMassa is a slime-ball. This, however, has no bearing on the President, or Rahm.
Comment by noh8 March 11, 2010 @ 4:34 pm