Either W has a nasty fetish or…
December 18, 2007, 2:29 pm
Filed under: George Bush, Hitler, humor, White House

Either W has a nasty fetish or…

he really is ingesting some serious drugs, because I can’t think of another reason why “securing the Commander Guy’s shit [and urine] is an integral part of [W’s] security protocols.” Carver, a diarist at Kos, writes about the “security” precautions the white house employs when W travels abroad, including the special toilet protocol that must be followed to salvage his shit/urine (and keep it from, um, the bad guys).

Now I have no doubt that someone would like to get a sample of W’s stool to find out what drugs he is on, but really, this seems a bit much. Might one say paranoid? I think that would be approrpirate, particularly when you consider that the security doesn’t stop at W’s super-secret poo-poo chamber. No, there’s more: But, the protocol goes beyond concern for the Decider’s shit, it also includes what goes in. [quoting a Looking Glass New’s article:] In addition, Bush’s food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

Birds of a feather…..



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